“二战”时期,盟军要实施安(ān )奇奥(ào )登(🍩)陆计划,迫于对一门(mén )(🔱)叫(jiào )安奇奥大炮(pào )的超级(🆖)武器(qì )(🐉)的忌惮,要派两个精锐特(tè )工去摧毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼(⚫)被派了去(👑),最(🤷)后经过一(🕖)连串搞笑事件,阴(yīn )差(chà )阳错的最后(hòu )(🛺)完成(chéng )(🎿)了任(🥞)务(🗑)。 片段一:德国人在北非布置了(le )一个陷阱,准备了一幅(fú )假的防御工事地(🔢)图让这二(🌑)个(gè )士兵(bīng )(㊗)带回去。他们(men )却阴(yīn )差(🐑)阳错的(de )拿走(🌞)了真的地图,最终(zhōng )赢(⏰)得了(le )战(zhàn )役。 片段(🚻)二:他(tā )们(😍)化(💠)装(👺)成(⛳)管(guǎn )道工潜(🥕)入德军(jun1 )在意大利的司令部,给他(tā )们卫(💹)生(shēng )(💔)间(jiān )的(de )(🥊)管道修得(💍)乱七八糟,把将军淋了个(🐨)落汤(tāng )鸡。将军(💅)去换衣服,拉开抽屉发现一套新的军服,于是洗头洗脸准备(bèi )换上新军服的时候闭着(zhe )眼把脸盆(pén )里的脏水倒进(🖍)抽屉里(lǐ )了(🚡)(柜(guì )子(⏳)旁边有一个废(👛)水桶(tǒng ))。那(nà )个将军是最主(zhǔ )要的一个(💅)配角(❓),很有意思(🎴)。到影片结束(shù )前1分钟,都没(méi )有一(yī )句台(🍯)词。最后(hòu )说了一(yī )(🐱)句“谢(xiè )谢”。 (🏡) 片段三:(🛃)德军有(yǒu )一(🎞)门超级大炮(pào )(👆)俯(🔍)视(🏗)着(🍉)联军将要登(dēng )陆的海(🏖)滩。这二个士兵居然化(huà )(♟)装成希特(🍏)勒(😻)和随从,去(🤠)视察(🖥)大炮,把大炮(🕤)炸(⛱)掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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